BOFH style
Webmaster : hey dude how can I prevent receicing to my webmaster account 5k spam emails every day?
Sysadmin: fixed that
Sysadmin: I removed your account
Sysamdin: 0 spam from now on
Webmaster: LOL!!!
Webmaster: removed my account?
Webmaster: what du mean
Webmaster: now I have no more email?
Sysadmin: well yea, but zero spam
Sysadmin: so its cool
Webmaster: CRAP! NO I WANT THE SPAM!
Webmaster: SEND ME THE SPAM!
Sysadmin: :))
Webmaster: I want to be spammed!
Webmaster: hahaha